iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

heartfulpenguin:

yashikoru:

heartfulpenguin:

heartfulpenguin:

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS

he’s playing cooking mama

thats some hardcore cooking

COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE

DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA

FUCK YOU

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

“You shouldn’t wear that-“

“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“